What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 14:06
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What do you mean son?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What! how could you do that?
Do you know what she said mum?
How can I decorate my house creatively?
True - how I loved my mum!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”